I hate the St. Louis Cardinals. Mazur I am sorry that my Mets couldn't beat you're ex-girlfriends favorite team. I know that would have given you the last laugh. It was obviouly Scott Spezio's stupid red goatee that made the Cardinals win and not skill in baseball. Now the question will be can Scott spezio's red goatee beat the super-powered afro of Magglio ordonez in the World Series. After the NLCS celebration, Ordonez's Champagne soaked afro looked no different than when dry. The power of the jerry curl type haircut will undoubtedly be tested against the intense red goatee. The below picture of the injured Met's pitcher Pedro Martinez in his old jerry curl is the obvius reason why the Met's were unable to win the series against the Cardinals. Not only does Martinez no longer have a jerry curl, but he is also the Met's best pitcher and is injured for a really long time.