Songs for Rumsfeld

Well, this was a momentous week in America. First female speaker of the House ever, and first democratic congress since ‘94. Despite some ranting commentsI had about the Democrats being spineless ineffective fair-weather moderates offering too little too late, I am nonetheless very happy that the maniacal idiot man-child in the White House no longer has a groupthinking Congress ready to blow full steam ahead behind his billion dollar mistakes and violent whims. It’s definitely still a conservative country though, and the new Democrat congress is gonna be hopelessly stuck in the middle of the road, so they probably won’t even overturn the Patriot Act or make any drastic changes in Iraq. But at least they most likely wont be as destructive and insane as the Republicans were. And yes, Rumsfeld is gone. And as happy as I am, I’m gonna miss the dirty asshole.

Thanks for all the bowel shredding memories, you dirty old sonofabitch. I’m gonna miss your stupid wrinkled face and your evil old man voice. Your ill-fitting suits and your drooping face-skin crap sacks. You spiced up American political life with your dangerous misrepresentations, and your contributions to one of the most corrupt Presidential administrations in American history will not be forgotten. I love you sir, and I feel as bad as any son of democracy who has had to take his rabid senile grandpa into the field and shoot him with the very winchester rifel he gave me for my 12th birthday. Hoo-Ah. Thank you for everything you’ve taught me, you evil evil old bastard. Don’t even think twice Donald, it’s cool.

Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright - Bob Dylan

Breaking The Choke hold - Mike Watt