Stockholm WI

We went to Stockholm WI a few days ago. Being from the original, real if you will, Stockholm I thought that would be interesting. In all the ways a city-girl would, " Look how tiny it is!", " Look they only have 3 streets" and so on and so forth. It was really tiny, and they did have very few streets. It was super funny. I can´t help it. I have no idea why it´s so funny, but it is. It IS. When I got there, I actually said " Oh my God, I´m freaking out". And I was. I calmed down after going to the Stockholm museum, which was a tiny room. Filled with stuff and pictures of dead people, like most museums, except very very tiny. I got two rusty buttons that say I Love Stockholm , wisconsin. No one was impressed by me being from the Real Stockholm, they just said "oh". Apparently, and I know this is crazy, I am not the only person from Real Stockholm who ever visited Stockholm Wi. I imagined I would be, and that they would greet me like the queen I am. I guess I´m not really even swedish, and the old man at the museum found out when I signed the guestbook. I guess it was obvious since my last name is romanian and even contains the very unswedish and possibly scary, exotic letter "Z". He called my bluff and laughed at me.