Randomest Post Ever!

It's 6 o'clock in the morning and I have been playing internet poker for hours...no better time for my scattered mind to write my random post.

There is also no better time to put all the poker money I won on the Indianapolis Colts to win the superbowl. It is my lock of the week. If everyone follows my advice and puts there life savings on the Colts to cover a touchdown against the Bears everyone will get rich and it will turn the world upside down as well as put a lot of bookies out of business. And since we have so many wonderful readers and everyone knows I'm always right this surely will happen.

You can also bet on how long Billy Joel will take to sing the national anthem here.

We'll start out by entertaining our glorious readership with some Choose your own adventures for adults.

I will also provide a few random links to allow everyone hours of pleasure on the internet.


The Sex life of Ellen DeGeneres

Michelle Kwan participates in Special Olympics

One more reason to make fun of Mormons

Allright that was pretty lame so lets get to the randomly selected music

Blackalicious - Powers

This song from there most recent album The Craft, is one of their less hip-hop more soulful songs.

El Guapo - Justin Destroyer

nothing to say about this song. Here's a link.

Albert Kuvezin & Yat-Kha - In A Gadda Da Vida

Covered by a Tuvan throat singer

Scream Club - Internationale

Lesbian Hip-hop by Cindy Wonderful and Sarah Adorable.