The Toes are Webbed

To make this perfectly clear, I thought I'd use this picture of my foot with the webbed toes right next to this giant foot, with non-webbed toes, belonging to my friend Elias.

I didn't know much about webbed toes, and I didn't really care much about it. I mean, obviously I thought it was awesome when I was a kid because I thought it made me a fantastic swimmer. Jumped right into the deep end of the pool without being able to swim, completely relying on the power of my toes.
It wasn't until a few years ago, when me and my friends sat by the water down town, that I was first called a mutant freak.

On the internet, this birth defect, Syndactyly, is sometimes referred to as a mutation, yes. Which is cool, because the Teen Age Mutant Ninja ( or "Hero" as they were called in Sweden, because "Ninja" is just so violent) Turtles are cool. Once I found some page with a big discussion about whether the webbed toes were actually the next step in evolution. Which totally makes sense, just think of what happened in Water World. THINK ABOUT IT. The best web page I've found on about this rare and interesting condition has to be World Wide Webbed Toes though. Wow, that was a complete shock to me, because there were like 587 comments on his post about webbed toes. I just sat there for hours reading about people who felt awful about their toes, successful and unsuccessful toe-surgery, one girl used draw a line with a marker on her web to mask it (aww). But of course also, super proud mutants with web-piercings and webbed-toe-fetishist lovers, who refer to normal toes as "non-webbed". Oh right I guess I did that too haha. But yeah, everything is relative. Because when you think about it, everybody else's toes look weird as hell and only your own look normal.

I was going to post some really good music to go with the webbed toes, but ezarchive seems to be acting up again. If anyone of my fellow blogmates would find it in their hearts to see what's up with that, I would appreciate it immensely.